WE’VE GONE SOBER

That’s right, HaruPARTY has taken a good long look at our past actions, and come to the decision and being sober is the only way to go.

No more alcohol, no more drunk translating, no more drunk texting the white house landline, we’ve turned over a new leaf.

All staff have gone through a complete life reevaluation, and we shall be alcohol free from now on!

This is 100% definitely not a joke, look, we’ve even included a link to Alcoholics Anonymous for those of you also making bad decisions in your life.

So have a great day folks, and remember, stay dry!

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Pfft, there’s no way you stopped drinking the devils nectar–NAY, this is naught but a hoax! I refuseth to stay dry, in fact, I endeavor to be as MOIST as possible!
(Happy April’s Fools HARUPARTY staff xD)